| Rank | Player Name | Best Time | Start Speed | End Speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Strong Neck | 01:13.8984 | 380 u/s | 775 u/s |
| 2 | Booch | 01:28.9297 | 364 u/s | 797 u/s |
| 3 | ʕ ꈍᴥꈍʔ | 01:36.5938 | 400 u/s | 787 u/s |
| 4 | st. lazlow-gustav smith III | 02:16.6560 | 341 u/s | 622 u/s |
| 5 | Josh | 02:54.1090 | 344 u/s | 737 u/s |
| 6 | Mark | 03:22.6640 | 383 u/s | 698 u/s |
| 7 | ??Skeldom?? | 04:34.9060 | 354 u/s | 713 u/s |
| 8 | Warpriest (marbles) | 05:32.0470 | 355 u/s | 629 u/s |
| 9 | FrankerZesus | 05:53.5000 | 314 u/s | 608 u/s |