| Rank | Player Name | Best Time | Start Speed | End Speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Long Necked Sleeper | 00:50.7031 | 381 u/s | 8 u/s |
| 2 | braefriend | 00:54.0234 | 405 u/s | 54 u/s |
| 3 | Derock | 01:30.2500 | 383 u/s | 630 u/s |
| 4 | Smuckel | 02:42.1094 | 351 u/s | 393 u/s |
| 5 | Booch | 04:05.4531 | 307 u/s | 411 u/s |
| 6 | Bussy Bungler | 05:54.7812 | 384 u/s | 497 u/s |